#1 : Little johnny's kindergarden class was on their field trip to their local police station where they saw some pictures , tacked on the bulletin board , the 10 most wanted men .

One of the Youngsters point up to one of the pictures and ask if it is really a photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman ." The detectives want them very badly ."

So little Johnny asked , " Why the fuck didn't you keep him when you took the picture?"

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#2 : man and a womanare in divorce court fighting over cusody of their children .The judge cant be swayed either way so he decides to give each of them a minute to give the best arguement as to why they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the judge , "Your Hornor , i carried those children for a 9 months pregnency.Then i went through the pains of labour to bring them into this world. I should be given cutody to because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says , " Your Hornor , if i put a dollar bill into a soda machine and it pops out a soda , whose sada is it? Mine or the machine's?

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#3 : My kids love going to the Web , and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Pass-it notes. I noticed their Disneys password is "MinnieMickeyGoofyPluto," and asked why was it so long.

" Because , " My son explained " they say it has to be at least 4 characters ."